Anugerah Nenek Terensem Abad Ini

Assalamualaikumwarahmatullahiwabarakatuh ya cucuku.. (sile jawab salam.)

arakiannye, nenek ingin mengucapkan bebanyak tenkiu kepada cucu nenek..

yang ke seratus duaplOh, iaitu FellO Ariza.. bikOs kasi nenek award neyh~

nenek berase bangga dan ingin mengembangkan lObang idOng buat seminit dua..

ekceli da lame beliau kasik, tapi nenek mengalami kebizian yang dashat..

sO, tak dapek eden nak nOlOng jawab sOklan-sOklan cepu perak untOk award neyh

maka dengan lafaz i lap u.. nenek ingin menjawab sOklan ini ngan rakusnye.. hOhO~

1. Write 5 interesting facts about the person who gave u this award

- beliau adelah seOrang Orang (bukan alien kaler ijau)

- beliau ensem cam nenek gak

- beliau berbudi bahase budaya kite

- beliau suke letak kata-kata hikmah kat belOg

- beliau ade sebijik awek cun (penjOdOh bilangan ape tah nenek gune)

1. Write 5 down 10 interesting facts about yourself and your hobby

- suke dengar lagu kuat-kuat (kasi cair taik telinga)

- suke tidOw dan tidOw dan tidow

- suke tidOw dalam kelas (tidOw lagik)

- suke kuceng (nenek ade kuceng name erra fazira)

- nenek ni pemalu urangnye.. hemOh3~

- suke kaler-kaler pelangi

- suke tengOk Orang (bukan Orang-Orang)

- penggelak yang tegar (bukan gelek Okaii)

- suke ketenangan

- nenek ade cucu seramai 239 Orang

(masalahnye interesting ke sume ni nyah..?)

3. Pick your most 10 deserving recipients and describe them.

nenek maen tag sajOrk.. tak taw la, if sebelOm ni kOrang da dapat award neyh.. layankan sajOrk~

- tapak kaki : selalu tak puas ati ngan nenek and padan muke die bikOs kene skOdeng ngan seekOr puteri katak yang shOmel..

- ctpayOng : suke bace belOg die yang banyak infO menarik and die rajin ngOmen-ngOmen belOg nenek

- aliesya amani : name jek gedik tapi brutal tahap cipan dan die SEKSI! lalala

- Peminat Katie Holmes : giler bayang kat katie hOlmes..huk3. Nenek suke cara penulisan die.. syOnOK dibace.

- diyla qistina : nenek nak wat die jadik menantu.kui3~ suke bace sajak-sajak die..

- aqi : belOg nye amat mentarbiyyah jiwe.. suke chat ngan die, lawak seyh~

- cik dee : giler bOla and die ler yang menyebabkan nenek menjadik sebijik blOgger

- Atith : classmate nenek mase skOla dOlu-dOlu.. gile bergambaO and skunk beliau ngah frust menOnggeng!

- sweet syaza : suke matenye yang shantek itu.. cOz Of her, nenek taw lagu yang sempurnakanku by 6xth sense.. sOdap~

adehhh.. penat!

sekian, nenek melapOrkan untOk tv3, kembali ke sri pentas..

nOta kaki: idOng nenek tidak kembang lagi

Sweet Giler.. Giler Sweet

Sumpah sweet tahap pakcik Gaban ler lagu neyh..
mak suke nyah.. auuwwwmm~
kenape nenek cakap lagu ni sweet?
bikOs, tatkala mendengar lagu ini..
anda akan berase seperti sedang memakan sekilO gula Prai.
kan best kalO Keanu Reeves nyanyikan lagu ni kat nenek..
espeseli cebelOm titOw.. hemOh3
walaweii.. heaven seyh~

kO rase mamat ni ensem ke nyah?


nah, hamek kO...:

AUBURN - Perfect Two lyrics

 [Verse 1:]
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

You can be the hero and I can be your side kick
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

[B-Sec:]
Don't know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

[Hook:]
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

[Verse 2:]
You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth and I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages

You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as we're together

[B-Sec:]
Don't know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

[Hook:]
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

[Bridge:]
You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya
No..

I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

[B-Sec 1/2:]
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

[Hook:]
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two 

*perlu kew gune kaler pink bagai? nyampasss*

sile jeles ngan kebahgiaan nenek ngan suami~ hOhO

nOta kaki: Keanu Reeves + Nenek = bagai pinang dibelah-belah

Tak Payah Nak Tacing!

s.e.n.g.a.l lah!
sumpah mencik ngan Owang cenggini..
hape-hape lah,
suke ati perut bOncit kO lah,
blah blah.. sile blah,
aku menyampah lah..

nOta kaki: nak tacing pegi makan cacing lah~

Aiskrim Senget

bapaku pulang dari kedai..

bapaku belikan aiskrim..

aiskrim sedap rasa cOklat..

bOlehku makan bersama rakan..

nyum..nyum..nyum..

aiskrimku rasa sedap sekali..

bOlehku makan banyak lagi..

rasa riang hati ini..

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Okaii, kat atas tu bukan sajak maupOn pantun,

tapi seketul lagu..

macam shial la.. nenek nyanyi kOwt tadi..

kene mengajar kat kelas der.. sangat la wadehek!

nenek maen hentam crOmOk sajOrk.. 

siyes tabuley blah bile nak kene wat set induksi bagai..

nenek tade pilihan der..

kene nyanyi.. nyanyi adela seketul aktiviti yang nenek tak suke

atau sinOnimnye mencikkkkk..

bikOs sOre nenek macam siti nurhaliza..

kang tak pasal-pasal kene tukar prOpesyen~

pastu sibOk nak kene jawab call sane sini.. 
ye la nOkss.. sume sibOk nak lamar jadikan artis rakaman dOrang

pastu nak kene jeles ngan siti nurhaliza lagik..

pastu wartawan sibOk nak wat citer sal nenek yang bersuare emas..

pastu.. kepale hOtak enek berjambul... giler perasan!

kalO ikOtkan ati nenek, mau sajOrk nyanyi lagu avenged sevenfOld,

kasi pelajaran sikit kat lecturer nenek tu.. tapi takOt lak beliau kene heart attack..

haish, tak sempat lak beliau nak kasi markah presentatiOn..

giler ape.. nenek nyanyi bukan maen tak sedap, ne bley tak dapat markah full..

hape-hape pOn memang geli ketiak nenek punyer jiran

tatkala tade segan silu nyanyi cam sengal.

siap ngan gaya bOdOh-bOdOh lagik.. wat da fish Ouh~

lantak lah lu Olang nak gelak guling2, janji rOck.. Oo yeah..

hape yang penting.. nenek gubah seniri lagu tu Onkaiii... di saat-saat akhir

sile kembang idOng bagi pihak nenek.. muehehe

siyes cam gampunk..

tah pape punyer lagu.. amek rentak lagu tajuk hape tah..

yang lagu die camni tu.. bapaku pulang dari kOta, bapaku belikan kereta and bla bla bla..

hatOii.. malu weyh bile hengat balek..

hell la.. eyh suke ati la.. janji nenek dapat hapdet belOg bOdOh nenek ni...

bape ari yang lOpaih eden sibOk ngan asimen..

tak cukOp tangan eden dibueknyeh..

ate.. sape sOh wat asimen last-last minute yOb..

ate padan ler muke nenek..

kOme-kOme sume jangan ditiru pangai keji nenek yO..

wat asimen awal-awal.. pastu leh gOyang kaki sambil minum sirap limau..

sekian, majulah tart nenas untOk atOk dia..

ah-ha.. camat ari rayer ke-19... kOt?

nOta kki: weyh.. try r nyanyi lagu tu der.. kasi ujan cikit bumi mesia ni..

...hell...

I HATE YOU!!

GET OUT OF MY LIFE

Ouh.. suck! 
life is unfair.. but still beautiful