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Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Gammy

Bila nak betul-betul kurus ni?
Terasa apak gemuks sekarang.
Apekah ini semua?
Apekahhh. -.-'

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Few days ago, one of my students ask me like this;

"Ticer, ticer kan gemuk. Kenapa ticer kurus hari ni?"

then, the conversation goes like this;

Me: Faiz, so selama ni Faiz rasa ticer gemuk lah?
Faiz: Yelah. (dengan muka paling konpiden tahap dewa)

and i was like whatttta fish are u talking about kid?? ha-ha.
heyyy, what kind of ques was that? common' kid.
terus terasa seperti menerima satu tamparan hebat.
i was like macam takleh terima kenyataan yang student i cakap camtu.
boleyyy camtu? tak sedar diri gemuk. ahaha

so, dengan serta merta i tanya all of my students in that class.
asking like a boss.

"Class............, am i fat??"

then, the whole class said.

"Tak, ticer kuruslah. apelah faiz ni"
"Ticer kurus dan cantik"

pun bolehhhh kauuu. nampak sangat nak sedapkan ati iols.
tapi i sedar, apa yang faiz cakap tu betul.
yes, memang ticer gemuk sekarang.
i'd to admit that faiz.
ur freaking right. sobs!

Oh ya, ada someone ajak i bet untuk lose weight within this 2 weeks.
mihmih.
for sure, i la yang akan win.
i tengah bersemangat bersegamat nak kurus and fit ni.
kemon kemon bring it on diba!
mohon tidak hanya sekadar hangat-hangat tahi kuda.

-.-'

sekian, keluh kesah mak esah di pagi hari.

tata!
:p

2 comments:

azmiramin said...

gemuk is awesome!!!hahaha...

Selipar Putus said...

Haha ayat abam boceyyyyy!