Surat Cinta Halimah JOngang

Salam 14 mlaysia sume.. kui3~

di kala pagi yg hening lg dingin serta pnuh tawaduk ini,

sayep berasa sgt gumbira kerna tlh mndapat seutas sepucuk surat cinta..

Ouh, silap.. bkn sayep tp kuceng sayep si Erra Fazira

haish bkn maen lagik minah tu.. rmai sgt pakwe2~

smlm mase sayep ngah lepak2 ngan kuceng sayep kt Paris,

well, kteOwg biasenye mnum ptg kat sane.. ngiahaha~

pastu, bliau pOwn bkak ler stOry sal kuceng jiran sayep..

yg b'name Limah JOngang.. ekceli name tsebut nkn calang2,

bikOs tlh diberikan Oley Angelina Juling mrangkap ibu tumpang nyer..hOhO

Si Limah ni da break up ngn balak bliau iaitu TOm Kurus,

pastu kuceng sayep da sOnglap surat cinta beliau sbg bhn bukti..

haish, gigih betOii kuceng i.. ley jdk mamarazi gitu.. meletOp nyah~

Surat Putus Cinta (versi Omputes)

Limah Jongang ingin putuskan hubungan dengan   boyfriend omputehnya melalui surat. Suratnya berbunyi kentut begini:- Hi, My push to write dis letter bcoz want u know something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are really CROCDILE LAND! I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my LIVER. I hav been crying until no more eye water. I don want BANANA FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!     The true,  ~Limah Cun~ Terjemahan ayat Huruf Besar: CUT CONNECTION - PUTUS HUBUNGAN PLAY WOOD THREE - MAIN KAYU TIGA PULL MY BODY - TARIK DIRI COOK-COOK - MASAK-MASAK CLAP 1 HAND - TEPUK SEBELAH TANGAN CROCDILE LAND - BUAYA DARAT BANANA FRUITS 2 TIMES - PISANG BERBUAH 2 KALI SAFE WALK - SELAMAT JALAN cun melecur sey limah yg tgh frust menOnggeng.. gg b'jaye d cOver~ kui3 nota kaki: cian limah.. skunk da wt plastic surgery.. manyak cantek wOo~